The Ultimate Fucking Machine

FuckYeah FY500

A Dream Come True

I dont want to sit here and reconmend a product I havent use but holy fucking shit…. If I had of gotten this back in my hardcore gooner days I would be a melted puddle being rammed into the next life by now.

This looks like a fuckholes dream. Not just for the sheer power but its ability to stay still and deliver a constant pressure to any hole you have for it.

My experience is with a good quality fuck machine that cost me about $700. it was strong and was fun, but it was always a game of weighing it down and trying to keep it in place, then it speeding up and slowing down when my body would give it different pressures…. I always wished for a machine that would just give it to me. then take it from me.

All in one neat frame

The fuck machine i had and many others ive seens come and multiple bits and c and doesnt stack well when you want to put it away and out of sigth from the normies you might have over at your house. This looks so fucking good for stacking and tucking away neat. Like I can image putting it in a closet with boxes neatly packed around it in a organised way.

  • 0-18″ stroke length, fully adjustable on-the-fly.
  • 0-18″ stroke length, fully adjustable on-the-fly.
  • 0-18″ stroke length, fully adjustable on-the-fly.
  • 0-18″ stroke length, fully adjustable on-the-fly.
  • 0-18″ stroke length, fully adjustable on-the-fly.

More to come